February 2012
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Sorry we’ve been really slow lately, everyone! I’m working on queuing up some posts. I’m working 50-60 hours a week and, well, there should be no skimping on any shit Jared says. ha-ha, lame, I know! Don’t give up on us that easy! :)
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“My dad told me you only need to know two words to make a relationship work. “Yes...”
– Jared Followill via Twitter (via belgianleon)
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“I’m such a masochist.”
– via twitter
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“Rock music should be sexual and angry.”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
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“Just looks, 6.8. All things considered 8.9.”
– via twitter
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“No talent? No skills? Failing at life? Be a club promoter in LA.”
– Jared Followill -via twitter (via songtoyou)
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“Report from my security on the 1st show of insano tour ‘11 “You...”
– via twitter
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“I got 99 problems and a bitch is the cause of literally almost every single one...”
– via twitter
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“Some people in the band have been doing a lot of stupid things. Like peeing on...”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
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“Not to sound like a dick, but it’s all about having good songs. All the songs we...”
– Jared Followill, on KOL’s minimal stage presence (via kolquotes)
(When you start a sentence with ‘not to sound like a dick’ you’re probably going to sound like a dick. Just saying.)
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I don't know. I guess I'm just a sourpuss. →
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“I gotta stop drinking.”
– via twitter
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Need a good laugh?
Search the Jared Followill tag. So much anger towards people you don’t even know.
Classy, really.
“Do you remember what the first record you bought was?
JARED: “It was UB40,...”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
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“It’s either like, you can kind of fuck your life up and do what everybody else...”
– Jared Followill, being deep and introspective (via kolquotes)
“I would love for this to be my life. Cereal, beer and the PS3. I’d be an...”
– Jared Followill, on bliss (via kolquotes)
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“JARED: if someone was to put a price on my head, i’d say i’m worth a good...”
– Jared, Matt, Nathan (via kolquotes)
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other funny shit?
have you heard anything first hand or read it in an interview? let us know! (if for some reason submissions aren’t work, please inbox me or colouredribbons).
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“They’d put me in the middle. On the floor. In between. And to sleep on,...”
– Jared Followill, Talihina Sky commentary
“Jared: “We wanted flowers that you could fuck. We wanted them to look wet and...”
– Nathan and Jared Followill, talking about the flower on the cover of Aha Shake Heartbreak (via kolquotes)
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“Interviewer: Describe the new album in five words.
Jared: Because. Of. The....”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
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“But we’re all pretty charming. We’re from the South, it’s been bred into us.”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
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January 2012
29 posts
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Thank you guys!
We’re pumped about having 50+ followers. I didn’t expect Shit Jared Says to take off like it did! :-)
“Why did England get you guys first?
Jared: England is more down with kings and...”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
“What’s the worst that can happen? So your record bombs. You wait a year, people...”
– Jared Followill (via kolquotes)
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and this did too.... →
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yep, that JUST happened. →